jerks who steal ATM cards.

that photo above is unrelated to the story i am about to tell you, but falls under the same theme, which is: people can be super dumb. that car parks like that every.damn.day like its owner can't stop being drunk or something.i've been out of town almost all week for work, and so friday was my day to catch up. i apparently slept through some crazy storms the night before ( no idea how, i think i have a problem), so i was fresh and ready to be an office warrior.there i was, being a good little worker, getting thangs done, when i got a phone call from a 1-800 number. i let it go to voicemail and then picked it up.it was my bank. calling to let me know that my ATM card number had been stolen. this made me have a panic attack. on a scale of 1 to heart attack, i was at about high-level anxiety attack with a tight chest.you see, Mister Man and i are planning on making a big purchase soon (which you will all hear about in time), and it would be very very bad to lose the money in my account. i called the bank back and verified which purchases were mine and which were not.the ones that were not mine? an eHarmony membership and a match.com membership. seriously. someone managed to steal my card number and instead of buying TVs and/or clothes, they went for the dating websites....it almost makes me feel bad for them, because how lonely and desperate would a person have to be to steal an ATM card and use it towards websites that might help you find love? although once your potential mate found out you didn't even have the money required to join the site, it probably wouldn't last long, huh?life lesson learned: people are super dumb (and lots are jerks) and you should always ask people how they paid for their dating site membership. because you just never know.

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